I had a great dream last night. I was talking to Dave Rowntree, the drummer out of Blur. Outside the window there was a little monkey in the tree. It came very close, so I was able to get a photo of Dave with the monkey. This made me very happy because I already had photos of Alex James and Damon Albarn with monkeys, so now I only had to get a photo with the other chap out of Blur, to complete the set. Dave liked the photos and wished me luck in getting a photo of the other chap with a monkey. I was, frankly, disappointed to wake up and discover it had been a dream.
Saturday, June 21, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
BEHOLD! FOR I AM THE KING OF RASDISHES! 
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
Rude Would you like to see a rude version of this page? Then click here.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 11:52 am
Broom Broom! There's a bloke up the road from me that's got an AC Royal. 


Friday, May 23, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
Petty Friday vandalism 
Friday, May 16, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
One of the joys of being a medical writer is that sometimes you get to write about a whole new condition you've never worked on before. I'm writing about OCD this afternoon or at least I would be, I've had to clean my keyboard eight times and the punctuation just isn't right...
Friday, May 9, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Summer Wine star Wilde dies at 86 As a fully paid-up member of the Holmfirth brigade, I will be wearing a black armband and roll down a hill in a bathtub in memory... *sniff*
Thursday, March 20, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Early morning amphibious attack I opened the door this morning so I could leave the house and go to work; and almost stood on this little fella who had taken up residency on my doorstep. I'm going to call him Mr Hoppy and, if he comes back, dig him a little pond to live in. 
Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 10:20 am
it's the 29th February today, an exciting leap year. i've nothing particularly important to say, just that i wanted to see whether my internets recognised the fact when i did this.
Friday, February 29, 2008 @ 8:59 am
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 @ 11:47 am
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