frank the frankly far too frank franking machine
frank the frankly far too frank franking machine   hello darlings, i'm frank the frankly far too frank franking machine.
 
i notice that those trinny and susannah tarts can make a load of money telling people what to wear whilst looking like they're dressed up as a pair of indian restaurants.
 
so i thought i'd get in on the act.
 
for my frank opinion of your fashion choices, type what you're wearing into the box below and press the button.


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